Friday, September 18, 2009

Date night jitters?

The young man sat across from me clutching a nicely wrapped bouquet of pink roses and wore a nervous look that made me curious as to who these flowers were for. Florals can speak volumes about your love life.

Flower varieties:
I-Love-You Flowers
You-Look-Really-Nice-Today Flowers
Just-Because Flowers
I'm-Sorry Flowers
I've-Liked-You-For-Ages Flowers
Get-Well-Soon Flowers
Hi, Mom Flowers
I'm-Trying-Too-Hard Flowers
Happy-Birthday Flowers
I'm-Sorry-I-Forgot-Your-Birthday Flowers

Me, I prefer the I-Bought-My-Own-Damn-Flowers Flowers...

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