Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The Cults



Download the EP 7" on the band's Web site for free. Do it, do it.

Twenty-three floors worth

Please, do not small talk with me about the weather. Your obvious statements about the rain do not make my elevator ride any more comfortable as my shoes slosh under me.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Monday, a list

1. Dear Sir, I'm worried your bedazzled "Thug 4 Life" shirt is harming your street cred.

2. This is a sideways rain.

3. The 10-foot sub delivered to the office is impressive and intimidating. I feel like a cat who has cornered a gigantic mouse. You want to eat it, but you're slightly terrified of what it might do if you try.

4. Pez-o-saurus

certainly a highlight

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Excerpt

"The capacity to make dubious gifts is a mysterious quality of New York. It can destroy an individual, or it can fulfill him, depending a good deal on luck. No one should come to New York to live unless he is willing to be lucky."

-E.B. White's Here is New York

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Me, sketched


web site avatar, phase one
(those cheeks are out of control)


update: phase two, complete!

Gchat: A Context-Free Highlight

B: It's like Lucy Van Pelt meets Garfield meets Spy vs. Spy
Me: meets Tom and Jerry
B: meets Itchy and Scratchy
Me: exactly

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Hey There Little Red Riding Hood

Tucked away somewhere in my suppressed conscious are the details of my acting debut.

In kindergarten, our class was due to give a "play" for parent's night, and despite what I'm sure was an excellent attempt at snagging that scarlet cloak, I lost it to the girl who actually owned one. (The budget was tight and my past Halloween picks didn't serve me well here.) Still, my acting merits won me a role in the 20-minute kiddie indie.

It wasn't the fact that I was playing a bed-ridden, infirm old woman who is eaten by a wolf that bothered me. No. It was the fact that I had to wear my pajamas in front of the whole class that made my stomach tie up in knots. On principle, I refused to go barefoot to leave some dignity intact. I wore a full length night dress and bonnet, and much to my horror, was forced to hug the smelliest boy in the class who played the role of the woodsman due to his enormous size, I'm sure.

Monday, March 15, 2010

On life

"Matilda said, "Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it's unbelievable...""

- Roald Dahl's Matilda (a forever ago favorite)

Friday, March 12, 2010

birthday cake candles & bank paper

As we chatted, we began listing our favorite scents. It's funny, but if you ask someone to name their all-time favorite smells they're usually not found inside a Bath & Body or wafting from your favorite kitchen. They're subtle yet familiar, and somehow have the power to take your thoughts from chaotic bustle to sleepy hamlet with just one sniff. It's what Glade will always strive for and never manage to tap.

Other favorite scents:

Freshly mowed grass
Pert Plus shampoo
His sweatshirt
Laundromat
Flour
Lake water
Baseball diamond dirt
Noxzema
The air, about two blocks downwind of the Sunbeam Bread Factory
Chlorine
Popcorn popped outdoors
Campfire

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Monday, March 8, 2010

Dream

... about virgins and vampires.

Metaphor for good and evil or my sultry taste in alliteration?

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

On Kristi, too

"And you. You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning."