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"I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people. Furthermore, sleeping around with midgets is a great way to meet midgets. The great thing about sleeping with a midget is that first you have sex with them and then you can use them as a pillow. Those little midgets have it so easy. Sometimes when I see one, I want to chase it." 

- From Chelsea Handler's "My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands"