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B: when you gonna ditch that popsicle stand? 

Me: really and truthfully kidding

i love the stand

and i love popsicles

B: haha true

Me: if you want me to drop it, you'll have to find another metaphor

suggestions: flaming bag of dung, leash with vicious dog, cup of primordial ooze

all of those, i would drop

definitely 

B: haha

Me: unless there was game show money involved 

B: haha

Me: i'd hold flaming poo for a million

B: me too