Me: I get chased in manhattan. I get chased in bed stuy. not sure which one scared me more.
K: what?
omg
where in manhattan?
Me: in front of the damn mall
I mean, can’t you send out some message to all of the crazy religious folks and tell them that I’m a lost cause and if anyone is going to save me it’s going to be you, SO BACK THE HELL OFF
please?
K: mall?
where do we have a mall?
Me: Columbus circle
K: those people are not my preferred method of reaching people
ugh
Me: dear god, please stop me from being chased. thanks, allie.
(will you give him the message?)
oh, and I’d like a job.
and a pony.
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