"Your fan base is growing."
- Today's horoscope.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Jets unable to rally, season ends with heartbreaker
Overall 1 - 3
Week 4
It was a tough night for the lovable Jets. After a bad first inning, we couldn't recover. Though it's always hard to end the season with a loss - or in our case, three - I would say we've had the most fun of any group on those terribly maintained fields. Screw the crown, I say Miss Congeniality always has last laugh.
Congrats must be sent out to S and A for their solo home runs, a great way to end a tough season. I left with a feeling of being slightly out of shape, two blisters, one cookie and with dignity still intact. I'm sad it's over, but now it's time for the next.
Possibilities: dominating Twister game night, professional hopscotch, hot dog eating contest, the Scottish games.
*Cue motivational, empowering music*
Friday, April 24, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Jets' weakness unveiled as lack of champion soundtrack material
Overall 1-2
Week 3
The third installment of the second greatest American pastime was met with dismal weather and a surprising lack of competition. We were pleasantly greeted with the fact that our team had a by for the week, thus granting us our first mark in the "W" column. (It's dirty, but I'll take it.)
But with a little help from our brand new pretty-damn-rad t-shirts, the team pulled out a great practice. Another addition is mascot Flat Stanley -- straight from an elementary in Wisconsin. (I don't trust him for a second. He wants my MVP title.)
The playoff season kicks off Sunday. As I prep for victory, which, of course, has nothing to do with physical activity, I notice my severe lack of musical material to push us to a win. Crucial songs I do not own: Eye of the Tiger, We are the Champions, Too Much Booty in da Pants. With this discovery comes the root of our problem.
Championship, here we come.
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